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9月1日

得亏哥们儿我还练过....

昨天开车又遇了次险...希望是最后一次.....
 
从五童高速出来往黄花园开,靠内侧隔离带,已经减速到70多了,快到鲁能麦当劳那里的时候,前面20米的地方突然从隔离带草丛里面跳出来一个红衣人,真的是跳,或者是大跨步,反正直接就迈到我车道上了....车上的人已经“啊”出长音了....前面路上那人还对着我左右横移了一下,可能他在看往哪边能躲过。幸好他没有再乱窜了,我这边一大半脚刹车没踩死,差不多前面五六米的地方感觉再踩也会撞上,本能地往右边甩了一把方向绕过了。
 
这类情况还有两三次,一次在大石坝路上的右前方公车站突然从公车前面窜出一个中年大妈以目不斜视的姿态飞奔过马路...当时ABS都踩出来了...我车速不快,她速度也不慢,总之是错过了...当时是被她突然窜出来那一下搞懵了... 另一次在华新分流道往桥头方向的十字路口,我抢了一个绿灯转红灯的三秒缓冲,速度大概60左右,还在抬头看红灯,对面车道一辆绿色夏利一个U字掉头直接打进来,我视线回到路面上的时候它已经在横在我车道上了,车上的人又是一身长“啊”,我这边刹车+变向躲过了。最近一次是晚上在沙滨路往解放碑方向的一个缺口前,我没想到会有车从对面调头进来,但还是稍微减速+连按喇叭,但是有辆红色马3就真的毫不犹豫非常潇洒地直接调头出来横在我前面20多米的地方,伴随着一身长“啊”,躲过了。停车,开窗,对方倒是很豁达地对我说到:“没得事,没得事”....
 
我想,如果没有GT4里面的驾照培训和纽宝林赛道的磨砺,我现在已经不知道在哪里了...朋友说我要感谢SONY,感谢PS!
 
其实我很后怕,而且最近一系列交通事故都很严重;我确实不想再经历下一次这样的刺激了,以后市区车绝不超80,尽量不走隔离带一侧...
8月31日

你需要的是一点自信和尊重

这次短暂的聊天颇有启示:人不可貌相,而且一个人写的和说的并不能代表他真正所想的。看似感性,细腻,谦和的文字背后也可能是一颗不安,急切,自大或者不妨说有些自卑自恋的心。这座城市有太多的缺点,但身处其中,无论是自愿还是无奈(其实不存在无奈,所有的无奈都是自愿的妥协),如果仅是居高临下的不屑一顾,最终不免有失尊重,对他人,也对自己。 "We love the place we hate/We hate the place we love/We leave the place we hate/Then spend a lifetime trying to regain it." -- Terence Davies  For you I hope it's not "I hate the palce I despise/I despise the place I hate/I leave the place I hate, for a place I belong not to/Then spend a lifetime struggling for a living"  远方那扯淡般的首都“文化的气息”固然对你很是重要,但而今委身在了“铺展开了的县城”最好还是多几分脚踏实地。我到过很好的城市,也到过很差的城市,我在这些城市见过可爱和不可爱的重庆人/成都人/贵州人/武汉人/广东人/北京人/河南人/上海人....而很多时候,这些城市中与你所相识相处的个体才应该是你感动和感悟的所在。“一般的小白领”真是个轻浮的称谓,即便承蒙“感觉还是不一样”,不知你又会有如何的自我定位?“委身县城山寨世贸中心雄心大志即将赴京的非一般外地小白领”么?  心中有佛则众生皆佛,心中有屎则众生皆屎--说来容易做来难,不过自重和尊重的底线还是应当有的。除了可爱和不可爱,我还见过很多聪明和不聪明的人。聪明和不聪明都能让人尊重,信任,只要拥有真诚和善良;而自大和无知却让很多聪明人最后只是落得自作聪明而已。何况以我有限的智商,学识和社交圈,即便“五次传递”便可以联通整个世界,真正的聪明人或许还有待CCTV,MTV为你我揭晓。

p.s. 我不愿意以出身地取人,曾经的某些地域偏见我也仅是耳闻,我愿意因为个体对某地产生好感,但我不愿意因为个体对某地产生莫须有的偏见,所以即便“我们有缘”,我想还是就此打住当为上策。

8月25日

科塔萨尔和安东尼奥尼

科塔萨尔《万火归一》是7月份城市画报推荐的,仿佛也是我这一年以来从他们那里读到最靠谱的推荐。书很薄,故事都是短篇,读起来很迷人,某些篇幅的笔调和氛围似乎有些似曾相识。后来又找了些作者的介绍来看,原来安东尼奥尼的《放大》竟是改编自此君的同名短篇!科塔萨尔很欣赏博尔赫斯,两人同为博学之士,但写作风格却有很大的差异,在科看来,博可以凭借起百科全书般的学识在头脑中建构一个虚幻的世界,然后整个故事都可以建构在这种虚构之上;但科自己的小说则是基于现实世界的某些场景,然后在某处撕开一个裂口进入故事中人物的内心世界,这种虚实的交织却更能给读者带来异乎寻常的冲击:这是真实的日常场景,但其中异样的氛围却不由得让人屏住呼吸进入其中想要一探究竟,而最后的结尾似乎通常也都波澜不惊,至少表面如此,可又总让人觉得有些放不下。而博尔赫斯呢?对不起,我久闻其大名,买来了一本短篇集,一两篇下来却看得我云里雾里完全无法进入其中的世界。
 
科塔萨尔观察和描绘世界的眼光,笔调和营造的氛围与安东尼奥尼真是有几分神似。这不光是在《放大》中的契合(这部影片是安东尼奥尼的成名作,现在看来或许可以说是科塔萨尔成就了安东尼奥尼);读过安东尼奥尼的散文集,你会发现两人的视角和表达方式有很大的重合:关注某些现实中的细节,寻找一个异样的切入口,用考究,简练而精确的文字/镜头呈现给读者/观众(科塔萨尔对自己的文字极其严苛,从不轻易发表作品,而在安东尼奥尼的影片中观众不难看出很多镜头都是精心构建)。两人都有着诗人般的气质和直觉,而对事物又有着哲学般的敏锐思考。安东尼奥尼《云上的日子》和“疏离三部曲”都莫不是如此(即便《云》是由文德斯代为捉刀)。就几位大师级导演的风格和主题而言,安东尼奥尼的影片让我最为着迷,我无法进入费里尼聒噪的世界,也总是对伯格曼提不起兴趣,而塔可夫斯基则过于的精神化,神经质和理想主义了。
 
在网上买来了科塔萨尔的《跳房子》,带点自传性质的长篇,读了一点却感觉不那么迷人,和短篇相比,《跳房子》仿佛过于写实,过于个人化了。请朋友帮忙买了在亚马逊买了另一本英文版的短篇<Blow Up and Other Stories>。而安东尼奥尼的《奇遇》也从网上买了到,不过很可笑的是我明明在两周前买了《呐喊》,现在却怎么都找不到了。昨晚重看了《夜》,我想找时间把安的影片重温一下。在此不禁又想到另一个导演:Terence Davies,一个极具才华的诗人导演,他的影片有着诗人般的浪漫情怀,却又时刻充满着对现实的尖刻嘲讽和颠覆。Davies的<Of Time and the City>真是让人叹服,这是关于利物浦的一部纪录片,却又明明是一位细腻诗人的内心吟唱;这座城市的种种点滴在他充满情感的叙述之下,竟能跨越时空让一个陌生人动容不已。在网上一并买到了Davies的另外三部影片。科塔萨尔,安东尼奥尼和Davies, 他们究竟会是某种解脱还是另一个深渊呢?至少我现在是想爬出冷漠的现实深渊。
8月24日

Gas Panic

有些时候没上来了。
 
早上上班堵车堵了半个多小时,在黄花园桥头看到“菜背兜”这边乌烟瘴气,不知是雾还是浮尘。感觉每天上班的过程就是费尽千辛万苦把自己扔到一个大垃圾场里面,然后8小时之后再把自己使劲地拽出来。
 
这段时间以来有些厌烦的情绪,工作上,生活上,人际交往中仿佛都充斥着太多的误解和疏离,要不然就是肤浅的敷衍。前两周和一些高中同学聚餐,很无聊,真的很无聊,无聊到我只知道吃,无聊到现在完全想不到席间聊了些什么;整个过程给人的感觉有点像是在应酬。毕业这些年大家各自经历不同,共同的话题真的不多了,有的很多也是功利性的话题:房,工作,车......要不然就是冷场,要不然就是无关痛痒的空话;不知道其他人怎么想的,可我感觉大家在一起并不是真正的开心,而更像是完成一个任务,然后时不时还要摆出些故作成熟的姿态。很多时候真的是相见不如怀念,怀念不如再见.....
 
工作上和某些同事交往仿佛不是很顺畅,彼此个性都要强吧,不知道是不是有些条件反射的对抗情绪,有些厌倦了。
 
和家里面关系还是那样,我妈可以像唐僧一样在耳边重复念一件事,一些“为了我好”的空洞说教,像一个复读机,直到把人说烦;说实话我想和父母的隔阂我是有些责任的,但有些情况我真的没有办法去改善。再次相见不如怀念吧。或许在很多人眼里我是情感冷漠的人,或者说我不想把太多琐碎的言语和表情当作情感的表达来接受或者应对;我愈发地无法接受甚至是憎恶这种琐碎的“情感”。“情感”有时候也是一个太过空洞的词汇,如果没有具体恰达的体现的话。
 
最近让我有所感触地倒是在豆瓣和一些博客上读到的文字,我欣赏并感激那些发自他人内心的声音和感悟,那些内省的文字,记载对生活和周遭世界的希望,快乐或失望,沮丧。我想自己这段时间以来太过浮躁了,浮躁得没有一件事情能让自己能专心投入,浮躁到没有时间去想自己到底快不快乐。
 
我不快乐,也不够平静,想起了Oasis的那首歌了:Cos' my family don't seem so familiar, and my enemies all know my name.....
 
12月4日

Khalil Fong 方大同-twice recommended

Rarely do I wanna talk of any singer/band nowadays, tired of cliched star reproduction/duplication that mostly just seeks to manipulate the audience. But as i've been listening to khalil fong's live concert record recently (and now!), i am just totally taken into his musical world, time and time again. Style has something to do with my love for him: the natural combination of RNB, BLUES and SOUL gives you hardly any reason to say no. And Khalil 's making some really good music, singing nice songs. Moreoever, in his concerts, you can hear clearly that he's sharing his love for music and his happiness and enjoyment with the audience. And the natural and clever improvisations here and there just make me admire him more.
 
i wasn't expecting any singer with such musical and creative talents, touching your heart with this crystal clear optimism and simplicity, arousing some innocent happiness and satisfaction that seem so rare and almost extinct these day.
 
so again, i'd say kalil's really good. and ignore my words, too deliberate and studied for his music, though i just wanna share with you the happiness and sincerity that he's been sharing with his listeners all the time~~~
12月3日

自制cappuccino-仅一人份

其实很简单,冲一杯咖啡,水放得比平时少,然后口含一口牛奶,开始漱口,10秒钟以后吐到刚刚冲的咖啡里面;牛奶可以分几次漱,这样效果应该更好...泡沫比一般的卡普奇诺应该会更细腻,不过可能需要进微波炉再加热~~
 
刚刚喝奶茶想到了,不过我不喜欢卡普奇诺,所以也不准备试了。如果有人试了,给我说说效果吧~~
11月20日

new start

i think i am really lucky and happy to be doing what i am doing now, meeting ppl that i find truly inspiring. and i've decided that i will be smiling from the bottom of my heart after seven months. for all the advice and help, i now say a sincere "thank you" again, though we often see things in rather different ways. i know a "good luck" is not necessary for you and don't forget to invite me when you get there~~ 
10月29日

the longest decoration and more

a proof that the our new home decor has been going on for too long: today i called the guy who set up a private satellite plate in our new home months ago to check his availability of testing our satellite signals. guess what? his number is now OUT OF SERVICE!
 
the first batch of furnitures has arrived today, with others to come in the next two months and some decor trivialities in kitchen still waiting to be settled. i've lost almost all my excitement for the new home, as i've witnessed the whole process of it changing from emptily nothing to a total mess and then now gradually something i once had in mind. but it's still a bit too long a process that has now turned into a torture for me, and i just cant wait to see it all fixed asap.
 
had a cantonese dinner yesterday with an ex-colleague in an unexpected vulgar looking bistro near my current flat. anyway the food was quite AUTHENTIC (though not THAT authentic , but reminiscent enough for me). then i took him to the new home for a walk and just to see how he would respond to the outcome of my months of struggle. he said it was good, partly because of the original environment and the original structural layout, and partly because of....well...he skipped that part. actually it was already a flatter to me not to hear his criticism on the decor, as everyone who knows him knows that he could be a little bit picky sometimes. or maybe he just didn't want to disappoint me after a treat of cantonese food. and actually everytime i send photos of decor to friends, i just wish to receive their flatters, maybe just to prove that my several months of torture is not totally wasted?
 
but should i really care about other ppl's opinion on the decor? "yes" but "no". "yes" because ppl are HOMOGENEOUS in nature regardless of all the differentiating efforts they make. "no" becasue regardless of the former truth we would still persist to carry some personal (or customised as this chic consumerist term suggests) marks to distinguish ourselves from other, in a self-deceiving way that is , though... therefore when you buy a lee tee, i'll get a wrangler one instead; when you like a peugeot, i'll pretend to love citroen (though proved to be REALLY self-deceiving and costly). but wait! aren't lee and wrangler of the same clothing conglomerate while peugeot and citreon of the same automobile group? i can now remember about a month ago at my mom's birthday party when two guests found each other wearing the same tees, i immediately felt a sense of embarrassment between them. though both of them were trying to ease the tricky uneasiness and prentending that they didn't care by joking each other off. but didnt they really care? they must have really cared as much as we hated our middle school uniforms! the two guests are not really alone, as everytime i shop at jack'n'jones i would just start worrying about the similar embarrassment of "shirt crash" with other people on street. yet luckily so far i havent encountered such an embarrassment. does it mean that i've got a unique taste for clothing? not really! it simply means that i am far too house-y (宅) to go out and meet other jack'n'jones copycats!
 
and what could be the last saving grace for such a disgrace of consumerist dilemma? well the GZ based <CITY PICTORIAL> had an issue dedicated to the japanese MUJI (无印良品) brand, which seemed to be an alternative solution as it was recommended as a simplified, pacified, self-conscious and self-content alternative product brand. MUJI products are now sold in BJ, and soon in SH, at a higher price than in  japan its original birth place where ppl are earning much more than us here. then what's the implied rationale to us here? the rationale here is that now the PBs ( petit bourgeois)in SH and BJ (rather regionally exclusive huh?) can spend an above-average sum of money on MUJI clothing, MUJI furniture and MUJI home appliances to modestly BOAST their understated yet exclusivised simplified alternitive way of lilfe. em, but doesn't it rather sound like an alternative hierachical division in disguise? cos' what really at play for MUJI to attract the Chinese attention here is not the claimed simplified alternative living philosophy, but rather the AURA of EXCLUSIVENESS. Can you imagine MUJI one day being as popular and cheap as BALENO and seen everywhere (by everywhere i mean even a fourth-rate chiense city)? i dont know whether that day will come, but never underestimate the power of capitalist consumerism,  even though it's now undergoing some perdiodical disorders. further we might ask how would the MUJI fans react should that forseeable day really come? dont worry about it, a new cult of fetishism in a more unexpected disguise shall be created for thee!
 
that said, i still admit that i really love MUJI design, only for the sake of design, just as once i thought i could enjoy football only for the sake of JOGA BONITO ("beautiful football" in portugese that appeared in NIKE's adverts two years ago). wasn't that just too innocent? well i just couldn't care more and i really wanted an award-winning (see,a symbol of exclusiveness again) wall-mounted and somehow over-simplified MUJI CD player and a sleak black zen-style CD stereo. for that i had even contacted an agent in taobao who buys such MUJI products for customers from japan with an extra comission reasonably charged of course. but to my disappointment, that agent told me such larger size items might be charged of a considerable amount of tax when brought through chinese custom. thus it'd almost become a farce to me: for the purpose of getting inspired from the pacified and and simplified MUJI products, i'd have to FIRST take the risk of worrying about our diligent cutom officers and making things really complicated. so, i just had to end up with the naked truth of the "marginal jobless third-rate city dweller" fix i am now stuck in. 
 
and maybe ultimately a question should be raised on my behaviour of buying <CITY PICTORIAL>: what 's the point of buying and reading it in CHONGQING when it only gives credit to the near-transcendental alternative way of living (and business of course!) philosophy and practice in BJ, SH and GZ? well the answer has much to do with TRANSCENDENTALISM. i loved it, and i still do, though now in a rather farcical bittersweet fix.
 
back to decor, i am just starting to think of some of the elaborations made by KENGO KUMA in his <DEFEATED ARCHITECTURE> (japanese again huh~) that how vainly people strive to make an outstanding design of architecture just to make up for what they FAIL TO ACHIEVE outside the realm of architecture. thus just as an expensive LV pouch won't actually elevate the social status of a white collar, a classy cosy home decor might just suggest some substantial lack of well being somewhere else. either we live with it or we pretend to ignore it, just as those two guest did at my mom's birthday party.
 
finally is there an ALTERNATIVE philosophy coming to our rescue? well talking about alternative i then recall that the other day i came across the term "伪非" in a football video game forum, and after some effortless googling, i learnt that's a term coined by some so-callled true-alts (真非) a few years ago denouncing the fake-alts for their poor taste of music, dressing & other practice. and consequently their disgraceful categorization of these hobbies and behaviours. such disbutes seem rather teenager like and i also wonder how should we define "alternative". back in the 1990's or so there were singers like jewel kitcher, sarah mclachlan, paula cole and shawn colvin that i liked. later as i got bored with them i also learnt that they were almost all categorized as alternative folk , alternative-adult-pop or alternative-whatsoever. my first response to the term "alternative-adult-pop" was:bullshxt! and how jewel kiltcher fared in her 30's (musically i mean) was near-catastrophic and cruelly truth revealing (maybe also revealing is the fact that they were all american grammy nominees or winners) .
 
nietzsche announced the death of god and the dusk of the moral idol a hundred years ago. but how would he see today the old time worship re-incarnated in this all-sweeping cult of consumerism and the now-in-crisis-but-once-taken-for-granted virtual financial speculations? this kind of question belongs to post-modernist thinking and when it comes to post-modernity, things are just becoming fragmented and blurred, just as the state i am in now. but maybe in a certain way I should be blamed for wasting time on video games NO MORE than those virtual financial speculation gamers.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
10月25日

bad joke.

friends' dog is dying from fatal disease. about 20 days ago i drove them to the pet market to buy that little dog. in the last 20 days i paid them several visits and the dog seemed ok until a week ago it began trembling. two hospitals they went diagnosed as dog plague. yet they hesistated to spend the huge sum of money for a 10% chance of survival with sequela to follow.understandable. today i went to their place again and found the dog has got weaker and weaker, unable to stand or walk normally, poor appetite and having difficulty pooing. i tried to help by drag and squeeze a bit but later it turned out that i've hurt his anus. just now we took him to the hospital and had a small operation, great pain he's suffered. i felt really sorry to make him suffer worse though friend tried to console me. the doc in the nearby pet hospital confirmed his plague which my friends were still reluctant to believe with a hope that he might be cured if it were other disease. i am feeling bad not just because of my stupid mistake: to see him suffer from trembling, struggle to get up and fall to the floor, weak moan in agony, all these are just too unfair and too much for this little one to take. i am feeling really bad now. friends had wanted a good pet and company, had planned to take him to play in my place when he grows up. but we weren't prepared for the worst yet it's indeed happened now. so ironic. i thought i wouldnt feel sad for him, but as i saw him today i just couldnt help feeling helpless, and now that i've made him suffer worse, i feel like a murderer myself.

it's like you try to smile and embrace life , but only to get his slap on face in return. life's not like a box of chocolate, hollywood and forest gump are too sweet for us. at least tonight life seems to be a bastard. call it fate, call it chance, call it a bad joke. i dont like it anyway. fuck it.

10月3日

又擦挂了...

有点郁闷,去了江津四面山两天,来回300KM左右,非常安全,非常有把握。下午回了家,晚上去表姐家吃饭,晚上12点开车回家的时候还没有上马路,就把副驾门沿挂到台阶上了,车上还坐着哥哥姐姐们,太囧了....
9月28日

看到太空人出舱时你有什么感觉

晚上看了一下太空人出舱的录像,20多分钟。当舱门打开的时刻,背景里响起了热烈的鼓掌,我第一反应是:春晚么?随后的十几分钟里太空人缓慢地挪动着身躯,在价值数千万的笨重宇航服包裹中,努力而艰难地完成出舱,挂钩,舞旗,蠕动,爬行,浮游等既定动作。在太空人成功执行一些关键动作时,视频里又响起了控制中心大厅里专家们的阵阵掌声。如果你我事先不知道这是中国首次进行外太空浮游的尝试(with wire~),眼前的景象说实话显得有些沉闷,有些缺乏观赏性,甚至可以说有些无趣,可对于专家而言,这虽然是太空人的一次小挪动,但却是中国航天事业和国际形象的大跃进和大提升啊!舞旗的片段自然是受到月球上那面星条旗的刺激,可是人家那是在月球上呐,而且旗也大得多耶,咱们这个就有点稍显寒碜了吧...在观看太空人外太空表演的同时,我脑海中还闪过“体操”,“武侠片”,“上镜”等词汇:你看太空人手握把手挪动身体的动作难道不像是体操动作咩?~你看那保险绳难道不像是武侠片的“威亚”咩?~你看太空人对着摄像头挥手致意的镜头难道不像是明星出镜咩?~ 其实我倒不想揶揄这次外太空爬行对我国航天事业的里程碑意义,不过我确实不能认同媒体乃至当事人本身对事件自觉地娱乐化的放大行为。我清楚地记得前晚看电视时CCTV新闻频道特意提到这次我们的飞船外部特意自主安装了一个摄像头,其中的潜台词或许可以解读成:视频聊天极大地丰富了人民群众的精神文化生活!当然我要声明这段视频无疑向众人直白地说明了这是惯常意义上我们中华民族又一次伟大成就。不过或许还有一点小遗憾存在:如果我是视频导演,或许我会建议太空人演出冲调并饮用国产奶粉的片段,以提升当下的民族信心和凝聚力~
 
p.s 我倒是觉得科幻影片好看些,我们这个视频编排得太平淡了。刚刚正好翻到德波的《景观社会》,眼下的景象确实无比地契合~
9月21日

有没有试过把雪铁龙小车当硬派越野车开的?

中午在装饰城交了墙纸的尾款,然后开车回去。上马路的时候发现前面只有一个车的空位,当时还想这个出口留得还有点恰耶~然后就开过去了,然后2秒钟以后随着底盘咚的一声我和车头就突然下坠了15公分,前轮直接着地,后轮还在坎上。懵了2秒,第一反应:遭了,开错了...然后我又度过了随后45秒的迷惘期,继续踩油门也不是,往上倒也不是~此刻对面过路的一群年轻人不断地对着我和我的车指指点点,面带微笑,抑或是讥笑。等他们走过之后,我才打开了车门,安全带还系在身上,便探出身子查看底盘,发现在漏水,肯定是空调水,我只有这么想了...看了10多秒发现光看也不是办法,于是终于下了车,此时发现C2的姿态非常的别致,非常具有动感,在中午的烈日照射下完美地诠释了雪铁龙的法式美学。这时发现对面有几个司机也在朝我看,我用求助的眼光望着他们,发现他们仍然只是在看,于是我又忍不住朝他们呼唤,或许是C2当时的姿态太过高调,他们有些避而远之,只是在马路对面对我说:开嘛,继续开下来,没得啥子得,往右边一盘子打死开下来~ 我只能说他们的技术建议超出了驾校的学习经验和GT赛车游戏的经验,所以我还是显得很无助。这时我旁边来了一个热心人,也对我说继续慢慢开下去没问题。我请他坐到我车上给予现场指导,他很自然地有些退避了。不过此刻我也开始觉得只有继续开下来了,反正也不能再倒回去了...于是我又重新回到车上慢慢松刹车,慢慢地,慢慢地后轮也到了路坎上,再一松,伴随着尾部的一声轻微的闷响,后轮也着地了。整个过程有惊无险,也不乏一丝法式浪漫情趣,建议以后大家去雪铁龙试车时可以考虑用C2完成这个项目,以测试其都市越野通过性和法式浪漫指数~
 
然后呢,还有就是才拿到车的前两天会有些急,不光是开车急,下车也急,急到有几次没进停车档没拉手刹就松了刹车开门了。而这几次里面有几次是在平路,不过回头看一眼排挡便发现情况不妙,马上补齐操作;而有几次路不太平,结果便出现我一只脚刚迈出车门,已经下了车的朋友对我说:咦,囊个车自己在动耶~ 还有一次,深夜,去新房看看小区入住率,一只脚刚迈出,车子变开始向前滑动了3米从车位冲到小区路上....好在是晚上,小区入住率确实不高,避免了危险,也避免了难堪...前两天和朋友总结了一下,造成这种疏忽的主要原因还是因为GT游戏里面没有进P档和拉手刹的操作流程~
 
总的来说各种小情况也遇见了,以后应该更加谨慎了,毕竟开的是C2不是小坦克。以后要坐顺风车的朋友们还是可以对我保持谨慎乐观态度。谢谢~
9月19日

有没有试过汽车脚垫被老鼠啃掉?

我想东风雪铁龙的确太有才了。中午去洗车,店员告诉我车里进老鼠了,把脚垫都咬破了。我看了一下换下来的脚垫,油门的地方真的缺掉了一大块,虽然我开车有点急,但是肯定不至于在10多天的时间里就把脚垫磨成那个样子。对于汽车制造我的确不懂,但是我想底盘和车厢内部无论如何也应该保证一定的密封性吧,如果不说完全绝对的话,而且再怎样也不至于让老鼠都进到车内在找吃的吧?难不成以后我每次停车以后还要备一块奶酪放车底下?虽然我知道法国奶酪的确很出名....
 
不知道雪铁龙在欧洲的车是怎样的,总之这10多天的近距离接触让我对国产雪铁龙确实不敢恭维了。只有怪买车当时一时头脑发热了...
9月18日

有没有试过这样不见手机的...

晚上一点钟从朋友那里出来,包忘拿了,打电话叫他给我扔下来,这时手机还在。坐上车像往常一样把手机从兜里掏出来放在仪表盘旁边的凹槽里面,看了一眼刚抢来挂在后视镜的PAUL FRANK A 货公仔,这时手机好像还在。一路回来车窗开着,出门有个左向U弯,像往常一样过得有点急,然后8分钟以后到家,中途有个右向大弯,过得不算太急。停车以后下车包掉地上了,拾起来。走了两步发现手机不在往常的右裤兜内,返回开车门,手机不在凹槽里面。到门口保安处借电话打手机,回车里面没有听到响声,蹲下查看四周,没有发现手机,疑惑了。又到保安处确认号码并重拨,又返回,没有响声,蹊跷了但还能微笑。在车内四处寻找,没有手机,慌张了。开车返回最后一个大弯查看没有手机,回楼下再次查看车内,没有手机,迷茫了。开车返回朋友楼下查看,没见手机,认输了。回到楼下再次在车位附近蹲下寻找,没见手机,平静了。路过保安处再次请求拨打手机,仍开机,无人应答,犯贱了。
 
之前还没有丢过手机,也不是不能接受丢手机结果,只是这种丢法有些让人无法释怀。我上车下车的地点都查看了,开车时虽然开窗而且过U弯不算慢,但是顶多也就25不到,而且也不至于把手机给甩出去吧?我开的也不是火车,只有2平米见方不到,我翻了个遍还是没有找到。倒是希望是被人抢走还痛快一点!
 
你说会不会开了静音正好又卡在车里面哪个旮旯了呢?但是怎样也有振动啊...你说会不会这个雨夜过后明早清晨再次拨通电话一个甜美的女声应答:“手机帮你捡到了,今晚有空来取吧,我在XXX街,XXX号,XXX楼XXX房,哦,顺便带瓶红酒吧,或者你来我用hario虹吸壶给你煮咖啡也行?” 我看还是洗洗睡吧....
 
 
9月13日

这是一个套 and a mini showcase of the void of human desire

去年某时在新世纪看到UCC的蓝山咖啡豆袋装,当时觉得哇靠蓝山耶~从来没有喝过,外面一杯卖到一百,那么华丽,这么一袋豆子200不到,我不是赚了?于是买了。去年另一个时刻,在宜家看到一个摩卡咖啡壶,意大利产的,哇靠, tres exotique~!于是买了。其实买那个豆子的时候我没有想过要怎么磨碎,怎么煮。买那个壶的时候只觉得构造很奇怪,拿回来端详了一下发现还需要有个相应的炉子。不久之后这包咖啡豆和壶便成了摆设,一直到今天我也不过时不时地牛饮一下UCC的速溶咖啡而已。

前两天再次端详了一下那包咖啡豆,发现保质期快到了~又端详了一下那壶,心想:那么,就再找个咖啡磨和炉来煮咖啡喝吧~ 昨晚凌晨上淘宝,拍了一个磨和炉,早上卖家给我说没磨停产了;而至于那个炉,我拍的是个电磁炉,当时想的是:嗯,可以,煮咖啡可以,以后要烫火锅也可以~但是一觉醒来突然觉得不太妥当,好歹是蓝山豆和意大利壶,放到硕大的火锅电磁炉上面是不是有些败兴了....于是也懒得付款了。晚上又开始在淘宝上找磨~好不容易找到个店铺,在一个广州卖家的耐心引导下终于拍了一个磨。给她大致说了一下我的豆和壶,然后她告诉我摩卡壶最好煮意式咖啡,蓝山豆需要用虹吸壶伺候。于是又精挑细选了一个虹吸壶。至此为止,我已经强烈地感觉到自己被那包快过期的蓝山豆彻底套牢了~而我迄今喝得最多的煮制咖啡也不过是出自前雇主茶水间的一条龙咖啡机而已。

可我仿佛还不善罢甘休,我又让卖家推荐一下咖啡杯,我觉得其事虽未善,但其器需先利也,这当然也应该包括咖啡杯了。卖家真的是很耐心,一两个小时的时间我不过是拍了200来块的磨和滤纸,人家还主动送了一堆样品,说她想早日冲4钻...总之,这位耐心的卖家又给我推荐了一套杯子,我一看要50多,直言贵了。她又给我分析说“咖啡杯就应该要加厚收口的,这个160cc的装8分满正好是一杯的量,云云” 我当时震撼了,虽然我平时用沃尔玛8块一个的红茶杯喝速溶咖啡也未觉不妥,但是我觉得这次我一定不能辜负这豆,这壶和这位卖家的谆谆教诲了! 而她又不失时机地推荐了我一套espresso小杯,“100cc的配你的意式壶正好”。在“利其器”的指导思想下,我考虑各买6件,那么也就是12套杯子总共600多元. 我觉得这下更贵了,但我又觉得考虑到那豆和那壶,买下这12套杯子仿佛是那么地理所当然;于是我矛盾了,挣扎了。这时,又是这位好心的卖家,她问到:12套那么多,用得着么?此刻,我突然又醒悟了,我他妈用得着么?于是折腾了半天,一个杯子都没要。最后一个晚上两个多小时,为了那包即将过期的蓝山豆,我买到了磨,又为它弄了一个虹吸壶。我开心么?尚早矣!聪明的你肯定发现了,我这时还差一个炉,套用一下韩剧台词:AZA AZA FIGHTING~~ 明天继续吧~ 而我还能预见的是,将来的某一天,我还会为那个宜家意式壶去找专门的豆来煮。

现在我不得不期待未来那杯由我亲手炮制,出自日本名品hario虹吸壶的蓝山咖啡了。you better taste like heaven, you must taste like heaven, or i'll..., i'll buy some other beans out of which a perfect cup of coffee shall be made to match the exquisite hario syphon pot~ But what indeed can be called a perfect cup of coffee? Before today i thought that UCC instant was just enough for me, if not perfect, if only i had never seen that pack of Blue Mountain beans~ But above all, a mini camp stove is needed, desperately and prerequisitely before i should imagine the good or bad taste of the upcoming cup of blue mountain~

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